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A cheerful sloth lounges under a rainbow, flanked by the playful slogan “Not Slow. Just Processing At My Own Pace.” Soft, breathable Airlume cotton and a clean crew neckline make it easy to layer or wear solo. The retail fit keeps the silhouette neat without feeling tight—so you can stay comfy while making a gentle, confident statement. Subtle details like side seams, ribbed collar, shoulder tape, and a tear-away label keep the shirt looking fresh and feeling soft wash after wash. Ethically produced and REACH certified, it’s made for people who appreciate relaxed vibes, low-key humor, and clothing that respects both body and planet.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% Airlume combed \u0026amp; ring-spun cotton (lightweight, breathable)\u003cbr\u003e- Retail crew-neck fit with ribbed knit collar and side seams for shape retention\u003cbr\u003e- Tear-away label and shoulder tape for comfort and durability\u003cbr\u003e- Prints produced with DTF\/DTG methods for crisp, vibrant artwork\u003cbr\u003e- REACH certified; ethically manufactured (Fair Labor Association \u0026amp; WRAP standards)\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU 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